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shock shock shock shock shock those vegetables yeah shock shock shock shock shock those vegetables they’re always gross and soggy cause people make ‘em loggy all they do is boil ‘em to death first get salted boiling water if you wanna feed your daughter par cook ‘em that means til they’re halfway done get salted boiling water then quick like a marauder put ‘em in ice those colors won’t run if you shock shock shock shock shock those vegetables yeah put ‘em in ice water shock shock shock shock shock those vegetables then quickly drain they’ll be called al dente you’ll eat ‘em all aplenty saute ‘em with butter, salt and chives add a little chicken stock you’re ready to rock you’ll all live much tastier lives if you shock shock shock shock shock those vegetables yeah put 'em in ice water shock shock shock shock shock those vegetables then quickly drain [back to song list] |
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